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"When your power bill hits different & the utility snitches on you ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€ EFF: Nah, that's sus fam! ๐Ÿ”ฅ #NoCap #PlantParents"
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"When your power bill hits different & the utility snitches on you ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€ EFF: Nah, that's sus fam! ๐Ÿ”ฅ #NoCap #PlantParents"

July 23, 2025
23 days ago
Ars Technica
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’จ THE UTILITIES HAVE BECOME THE COPS, FOLKS!!! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿšจ So like, imagine youโ€™re just living your best life, watering your plants, maybe growing a little *herb*, when suddenly TWO COPS SHOW UP LIKE ITโ€™S A SCENE FROM A BAD TEEN DRAMA! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ซ โ€œSurprise, itโ€™s the power company! We noticed your electric bill is suspiciously HIGH! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ต No cap, this is the ultimate plot twist in the tale of utility companies gone rogue! The EFF (thatโ€™s the Electronic Frontier Foundation, not your Auntie's โ€œEff,โ€ but we feel you) is like "CHILL, BRO! Thatโ€™s ILLEGAL!" Meanwhile, stonks are crashing harder than my dreams after binge-watching early 2000โ€™s sitcoms on Netflix! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ฌ Leaked Developer Quote: โ€œWe just wanted to find the next Breaking Bad, man!โ€ โ€” Anonymous Power Utility Intern ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿƒ If you thought this was just an episode of โ€œThis is Fine,โ€ think again! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ So hereโ€™s the REAL kicker: Imagine if all utility companies decided to play detectives โ€“ next thing you know, your fridge could be snitching on you for that leftover pizza youโ€™ve been hiding for *months*! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคข Hot Take: In 2024, ALL electric meters will come with a built-in "Karen Meter." ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿค– So why not just prepare for the Ultimate Karen Showdown? Let the cringe begin! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅณ #UtilityGate #PowerPuffPunks Tag a friend who could handle that electric drama! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘€

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