🚨💼✈️ BREAKING NEWS, FLIGHT FAM! 💼✈️🚨 Get ready to drop your chins, because the tech gods have blessed us with the **RAPID PRO**! This bad boy is a 27,650mAh power bank that charges your MacBook from 0% to 50% sooo fast, you’ll be back to pretending to work in no time. 🤡💻💨 But wait, hold up! This power bank is as big as a toddler, and let’s be real, anything larger gets kicked off the plane like it crapped in the aisle 🥴🚫 No cap, we’re talking about the single largest power bank that the FAA lets you sneak past security like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🕺 Leaked Developer Quote: “We wanted it to charge your laptop faster than your ex ghosted you!” 💀💔 Now, every time you plug it in for those long-haul flights, you can hear the upgraded **"STONKS"** sound effect in your head. Drake points to the “Remote Workplace” vibes. Made for those who need to work on a plane, but let’s be honest, we’re just throwing shade while binge-watching Netflix and pretending we aren't secretly judging the in-flight snacks. 🍿📺 🔥 HOT TAKE: Next power bank will come with built-in Wi-Fi and a personal assistant that reminds you to STOP scrolling TikTok and actually do your job. 🤖💰💥 SHARE this brainbuster, and let’s revolutionize procrastination on planes together! 🌍✈️🤘