🚨👮‍♂️🔒 BREAKING: When Your Military Radio is Just an Old Nokia! 📞💀 So, fam, remember when you thought encryption was bulletproof? Nah, fam, it just got its “WINDOWS 95 is the best OS” moment 💩💻. Dutch researchers dropped the bomb 💣 that this secret sauce used by cops and military... is about as secure as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs! 🐱🪑 They found a BACKDOOR so big it could fit your whole cringe collection from that "Woke" meme phase (you know who you are) 😅. This isn't just a “whoopsie daisy” moment - it’s a STONKS meme waiting to happen! 📈📉 It's like ETSI said, "Encryption? We don’t know her!" 🤡 And when they got called out? ETSI was like, “Uh, just go outside and play, kids! Use carrier pigeons or something.” 🕊️✨ Imagine a cop trying to call for backup like “My radio is compromised, send in the pigeons!” 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In a year, popo and soldiers will be using TikTok dances to communicate because nobody can eavesdrop on the secrets 🤯🎶. Choose your squad wisely, fam. Maybe we should start learning sign language! 💁‍♂️✌️ Share this chaos if you're ready for a world where encryption is as reliable as that one guy who shows up to the party... without snacks! 🍕🥳💯