🚨🎶 *BREAKING: Some Humans Don’t Vibe to Music* 🎶🚨 Yo fam, gather ‘round because I just stumbled onto some wild news that makes me question LIFE itself! 💀💔 Our buddy, Josep Marco Pallarés from the University of Barcelona, dropped some truth bombs at his conference that’ll make you say, “What even is existence?” 🤡🤔 So, 10 years ago, this dude was like, “Everyone loves music, right?” — but turns out, some people are straight-up vibeless, rocking that “no jams” lifestyle! 🎧😱 Like, are they human or just a malfunctioning robot? 🤖💔 No cap, we need to get these folks a Spotify therapy session ASAP! Imagine: you’re at a party, the DJ drops a fire beat 🔥, and these poor souls are just staring into the abyss, sipping their sad juice like, “This is fine.” 😳💀 One “leaked” tweet from Pallarés said, “I didn’t know people could be this not based. How do you exist without the bops?!” 🥴📉 Here’s the hot take: maybe music is like WiFi – if you can’t connect, are you even *live*? 🚀🤪 In a world where everyone’s vibing, let’s just hope their brains get an “update” before we turn into emotionless NPCs! #PrayForTheVibeless 😱🔥