⚡️🔥BREAKING: Pixel 7 & 7 Pro Batteries Are Swelling Like My Ex's Claims of Self-Improvement💔😱 Yo fam, have you heard? Google’s new Pixel 7 series out here looking more like a balloon animal than a smartphone! 🎈🤡 According to the tech gossip circles (aka Reddit), the batteries are swelling faster than my hopes for a NFT comeback. 📈💸 Peep this: multiple users have reported their phones looking like they just dropped a hot mixtape but forgot to take care of the packaging. SWELLING? Google, are you trying to start a new trend? With all this chaos, I can hear the engineers whispering: "We thought it was a feature, not a bug!" 😳💀 Meanwhile, Google’s support team is doing their best "This Is Fine" meme impression as they dodge questions like it's an Olympic sport. 🏅🤷‍♂️ User support be like: “We’re currently investigating.” Yeah, fr fr, just like I’m investigating if pineapple belongs on pizza. 🍕😤 In conclusion, don’t let your Pixel 7 be the next victim of this battery freak show! If you're too deep into the Pixel cult, just remember: if it starts looking like it skipped leg day, might wanna set it down and walk away. 🚀💥✨ My hot take? Google might pivot to selling inflatable smartphones next! 🤖💣 #PixelRIP