🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Google Pixel 7's battery is OUT HERE SWELLING UP LIKE ME ON Taco Tuesday! 🌮💣 Folks, it seems like we’ve entered another episode of “Google’s Tech Failures: What Could Go Wrong?!” 🤡💀 If you thought the Pixel 7 was just sitting pretty, guess what? It’s literally puffing up like my ego after a solid coding session! 😤💪 🧐 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we just wanted to give users a 'bigger' experience. But I guess we took it too literally? 🤷‍♂️” Remember when the Pixel 6a decided to roast itself? 🔥 "This is fine," said the guy as flames flickered behind him. 🤡 Now we've got another battery drama! 🤦‍♂️💥 Meanwhile, Google is out here trying to dodge blame like it's a game of dodgeball during gym class - TIME TO FIX THOSE SWOLEN BATTERIES, GOOGLE!🚀💸 So, here’s the vibe: Google’s battery management team is basically like “stonks” 📈 until it's “no stonks” 📉. Honestly, they might as well just hand out fire extinguishers with every purchase at this point. My UNHINGED prediction? 📉🌌 The Pixel 10 will just come with a *built-in* fire extinguisher and a side of shrink ray to safely house your defective batteries. 🔥💧 SMASH that share button if you don't want your phone to end up looking like a balloon at a kid's party! 🎈💥