🚨🔮 BREAKING: Pixel 10 Rumors Have Us Like 🤡💀! Okay, fam, hold onto your SIM cards (or whatever’s left of them) because the Pixel 10 might be diving into the eSIM abyss! 😱💔 Your boy Evan Blass over on X just dropped the spicy tea that Google is getting ready to kick the physical SIM tray to the curb! 💨 Like, is this a tech revolution or just a giant error 404 in our lives? 🤔 Picture this: your Pixel 10, sleek, sexy, no SIM tray. Just a smooth slab of regret and confusion. “Hey Google, how do I activate this eSIM?” and Google hits you with that Drake “nah” face. 😒 But wait, the Pixel 10 Pro Fold will keep the SIM tray like it’s the only one at a party who forgot to RSVP. Classic Google, amirite? 🙄🤦‍♂️ The implications are HUGE! Prepare for the memes: “This is fine” but with a phone that’s DOA if you don’t have an internet connection. Fr fr, who even needs a physical thing in their phone anyway? 👀💰 Leaked dev quote: “Yeah bro, we just thought people should embrace the chaos. Who needs a SIM card when you can just cyberpunk your way to the future?” 🤖✨ Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be texting using brain implants while we sip on virtual coffee 🍵☁️. Welcome to the future, zoomers! 🚀🔥 Share this madness with your friends because why not descend into chaos together? 🌀💥