🚨BREAKING: Google’s Pixel 10 Keynote – A Celebration of Stars That Are NOT Gonna Fix Your Battery Life! 🚀✨ Y’all, Google just announced that their Pixel 10 keynote on August 20 is more stacked than a TikTok dance challenge at a family reunion! Fallon's gonna be there? 😂 Curry’s dribbling into our tech lives? And the Jonas Brothers? Bro, I can’t tell if I’m watching a smartphone launch or the next episode of *Hot Ones* 🤡🔥 Here’s the tea 🍵: Google says they’re “celebrating 10 generations of Pixel.” What they REALLY mean is “10 generations of selfies looking like they were snapped on a potato.” 🤖💩 📢 *Leaked quote from a “developer”* (aka my neighbor who once fixed my Wi-Fi): “Honestly, we just want to distract everyone from the fact that our phones still glitch like it’s 2005.” 😂💀 And let’s be honest, unless there’s a magical update that gives me the power to time travel and undo all my bad tech decisions, I’m not here for it! No cap, this whole thing feels like that “This is Fine” meme but with extra stonks in the presentation. 🔥 Final hot take? By the end of this keynote, every Pixel 10 will have worse battery life than my social life. This is fine. 💰🔌💔 Share this if you’re ready for tech chaos! 🤪💥