🚨👀 BREAKING: SPYING ON YOU JUST GOT A BOOST 🚀💀 So, some tech wizards just figured out how to juice the SS7 protocol for MAXIMUM snoop-age! ⚡️📡 You remember the SS7, right? That ancient relic from the dinosaur age of telecommunications? Well, it’s back from the dead like a meme that refuses to die! 🦖💻 Imagine this: You’re chilling, scrolling TikTok, and BAM—your phone’s location is being handed over like free samples at Costco! 🏃‍♀️💨 “Sir, would you like to know where your ex is and what they’re doing?” — phone companies be like “stonks” 💰🥴 After all, why wouldn’t they? Multiple sources say: “If you can’t secure your data, might as well monetize it!” — Oof, cold-blooded! 🥶 (totally fake developer quote, no cap 🤡) And let’s be real, everyone’s gonna have to start using “location privacy” like an overpriced NFT. 🤖💎 Because dodging Big Brother is gonna be the new trend 😎. 🔥😱 Hot take: Within one year, we’re all gonna be wearing tinfoil hats just to stay off the grid...and it’s gonna be *the* fashion statement of the century! 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ Stay woke, fam! This is fine... right? 🙃🔥 #SpyTech #BigBrother2024 #SS7Survivors