🚨👩‍⚕️🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung Health App is now your new (un)licensed therapist! 🤡💊🩺 Say goodbye to awkward waiting rooms and hello to scheduling your life like it's a game of Tetris! 🎮💀 You can now book your doctor’s appointments straight from your phone! *Why?* Because *obviously* the best way to deal with your medical issues is to mix it in with your fitness stats. “Bro, is my blood pressure low? Lemme check my steps on Samsung Health while I wait for my doc to diagnose my chronic procrastination.” 🤦‍♂️💅 🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we figured if we can sell you overpriced foldable phones, why not just slide some healthcare in there? Stonks, baby! 📈💰” And don’t get me started on notifications! “You are 8 steps away from your doctor’s appointment!” Yeah, *thanks*, Samsung. Just what I need: A reminder that I can’t even walk to my fridge without gasping for air. 🚶‍♂️💔 In conclusion, if you thought booking a doctor was a chore, 🚀 prepare for the cringe-fest of tracking your appointments like you track your sleep cycle. 🛌💤 🌌💥Hot Take: Next up, your microwave will send you reminders for meal preps, and the fridge will diagnose your emotional eating! “This is fine” just took on a whole new meaning! 🍕🤪