🎉🔥🚀🎊 Buckle up, tech fam! It’s that time of year again when your Insta feed gets flooded with *another* iPhone announcement, but WAIT—Google throws on the shades, cracks the knuckles, and says, “Not so fast! We got Pixels, fam!” 😎📸👀 👀👀 Live at 1 PM ET today, it’s the *Made by Google: Pixel 10* launch event, featuring ULTRA mega-stars like Jimmy Fallon (cue the awkward laughs) and the Jonas Brothers (because why not throw in some cringe to spice it up? 😂). And who can forget Lando “I’m not just a racing dude” Norris and some NBA wizardry from Stephen Curry? You know it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌪️ 🔥💰 The leaks are hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! Expect the Pixel 10 to flex its new Tensor G5 chip and that new 5x telephoto lens, which is basically like giving your phone a telescope and telling it to “act like the Hubble.” And rumor has it they’ll finally fix that camera glow-up, so you can stop using Instagram filters that make you look like a Sims character. 🥴 📺💻 Follow on YouTube and don’t miss the liveblog—because who needs friends when you’ve got real-time analysis of tech you can’t afford? 🤪 🌌🔥 Hot take: I predict Google is just slowly turning into our AI overlord while we all collectively seethe about battery life & *still* dream of that perfect selfie. Yeah, fr fr, it’s over for us! #Stonks or #Copes? You decide! 😤💀