๐ฑโจ When your phone is more hyped than you: How to catch the Pixel 10 launch LIVE today! ๐ฅ๐ #GoogleEvents
๐๐ฅ๐๐ Buckle up, tech fam! Itโs that time of year again when your Insta feed gets flooded with *another* iPhone announcement, but WAITโGoogle throws on the shades, cracks the knuckles, and says, โNot so fast! We got Pixels, fam!โ ๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐ Live at 1 PM ET today, itโs the *Made by Google: Pixel 10* launch event, featuring ULTRA mega-stars like Jimmy Fallon (cue the awkward laughs) and the Jonas Brothers (because why not throw in some cringe to spice it up? ๐). And who can forget Lando โIโm not just a racing dudeโ Norris and some NBA wizardry from Stephen Curry? You know itโs gonna be a wild ride! ๐ช๏ธ ๐ฅ๐ฐ The leaks are hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! Expect the Pixel 10 to flex its new Tensor G5 chip and that new 5x telephoto lens, which is basically like giving your phone a telescope and telling it to โact like the Hubble.โ And rumor has it theyโll finally fix that camera glow-up, so you can stop using Instagram filters that make you look like a Sims character. ๐ฅด ๐บ๐ป Follow on YouTube and donโt miss the liveblogโbecause who needs friends when youโve got real-time analysis of tech you canโt afford? ๐คช ๐๐ฅ Hot take: I predict Google is just slowly turning into our AI overlord while we all collectively seethe about battery life & *still* dream of that perfect selfie. Yeah, fr fr, itโs over for us! #Stonks or #Copes? You decide! ๐ค๐
