🧐💤 **BREAKING: Phishing Training is a Total FLOP** 😱💥 🚨 📊 Hot off the virtual presses: *New Study Shows Firms’ Phishing Training = 1% Retention, 99% Snoozefest.* Y’all, this is literally the equivalent of showing up to a potluck with a bag of stale chips 🥴. Like, we could be learning to balance our checks and avoid that sketchy email from "Nigerian Prince 2.0," but instead we're just vibing in compliance hell. 👀 *Leaked quote from an anonymous employee:* “I’d rather watch paint dry than sit through another hour of Gary from IT telling me not to click links. Can someone just hand me a tinfoil hat already?” 👨‍🎤💀 🐟💔 "This is fine," said no one ever when they get phished by 'Amazon' asking for their bank info. 🤦‍♂️ *Drake pointing to traditional training* while *Galaxy Brain beams at actual hacking simulations*—come on, get it together, companies! 🤡 💥💰**Hot Take:** In 2024, companies will replace phishing training with virtual reality escape rooms where employees literally fight off phishing attacks IRL. If you can survive, you get free coffee for a year ☕️ and we call it *“Combat Phish.”* 🍣 *Seethe over that, corporate overlords!* **Stay snatched and keep your data safe, fam!** 🚀💣 #PhishFail #CorporateChaos