
“When your pentest gets automated and your job feels like it's on life support 💀🤖 #Cope #Seethe”
🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Automation is here to TURN UP the Pentesting Game! 🔥🚨 Y’all still using static PDFs for your pentest reports? 😂 This is like sending smoke signals in 2023! The hackers are laughing all the way to the digital bank while you’re still stuck in the dark ages, rolling out spreadsheets like it's 1999! 📉💀 💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I tried sending a pentest report as a singing telegram, and even that got better engagement than PDFs.” - A totally real pentester who definitely doesn't exist. Right now, you could be riding the automated wave 🌊 instead of furiously clicking through outdated workflows. Like, fr fr, who even uses emails anymore? LinkedIn DMs are the future, and I can hear your grandma texting you "What's a pentest?" while you’re suffering through these cringe reports. Drake is pointing at automated scans like “THIS IS THE FUTURE!” while you're stuck scrolling through 87 pages of Rambling Randoms. 📜💔 🤖🔥So brace yourselves, because NO CAP: In 2024, I predict some tech genius will invent an AI that delivers security reports like a TikTok dance challenge. Get ready to get those pentests ‘viral’ in a totally chaotic way! 🚀📈💯 And until then, this is fine. 🔥🧯
