🚨🤖 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT! PENTESTING TAKES A RED BULL FUELED JOYRIDE! 🥤💨* 🚨 🦸‍♂️ Belgian legends Aikido Security NV just pulled a CAPTAIN PLANET MOVES and snagged Allseek and Haicker like they were the last sliders at a BBQ 🍔🔥. Now, they're turning those soul-crushing, caffeine-infused weeks-long penetration tests into a quick trip to the dentist! 💉 "No cap, we’re basically trying to make pen testing as quick as swiping on Tinder," says an “anonymous” developer who definitely didn't just ghost me. 😏 If you've ever sat through a pen test and thought, "this is fine," while pretending to understand the 947-page report, buckle up! 🚀 We're talking sub-hour assessments that give even the fastest TikTok dances a run for their money! 💃 With the AI rollercoaster and a $6 billion market, Aikido looks poised for *stonks* 📈 while everyone else is still coping in the slow lane with their ancient methods. 🔥 *Hot take:* In 5 years, your ethical hacker will be a glorified coffee-fetcher for an all-powerful AI that’s just vibin' and scanning networks while you binge-watch Netflix. Mark my words! 💀👀 *#AikidoTakeover #ModernCyberpunk* 🌌💸