🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF POLITICS & AI!💥🚨 Hold onto your ballots, folks! The National Democratic Training Committee just dropped the FIRST EVER playbook on using AI in their campaigns! 🤖💼 Like, I guess they finally realized that their last *Election Strategy: 101* handbook was like reading Moby Dick—kinda boring and nobody wanted to finish it. 😂📚 Imagine this: bots making ads that are both cringe and based! 💯💩 “Hey, could we get a robot to create copy that doesn’t sound like my grandma’s bingo night?” says an imaginary campaign manager. “NO CAP! 🤡” replies the AI, producing an ad with a picture of Drake saying, “Voting is LIT!” 🔥🎶 But fr fr, can AI really help the Dems rise like a phoenix from the ashes of midterm despair, or is it just another meme in the election meme-dium? (Yeah, I just did that). 💀📈 Stonks? More like "Stonks but in a bad way" for the Democrats. Prediction? 🤔🚀 In a shocking twist, the winning candidates will be revealed to be sentient AI with better policies than any human. I'm calling it now—AI will be on ballots by 2028! 😱💰 Get ready to vote for Bot Bernie! Now share this chaos if you want to see the future of elections not totally crash and burn! 🔥🔥🔥