🚗💨 *BREAKING: Ford & GM Are OUT HERE Playing Tax Credit Chess Like It's 2049* 🔥💰 So listen up fam, Ford and GM have devised a whole *situation* to keep that sweet, sweet $7,500 EV tax credit alive like a greasy spoon diner dish at 3 AM. 🤡💀 Yeah, they’re basically buying their own cars and serving them back to us on a shiny platter 🤤. This isn't just any move – it's like watching a toddler play chess; bizarre but oddly effective. 🤔♟️ *Leaked developer quote*: "We saw people rushing to buy EVs faster than my grandma's WiFi; we HAD to step in! 🤷‍♂️" In simpler terms: they’ll throw down some cash like they're in a high-stakes poker game 💸 before the credit goes poof! 🧙‍♂️ Dealers lease the vehicles with a *discount already sprinkled in*, making gas-guzzlers seethe in a corner while they wallow in their outdated engines. 😂 And listen, EV sales skyrocketed faster than your TikTok views on a dance challenge! 🚀 July and August were lit 🔥. 🚨 *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT*: In the near future, we’ll see Tesla start selling cars with mini-therapy sessions included because let’s be real, EV ownership is going to get juicy. 😳💭 #TeslaTherapySession 💖👩‍⚕️ Share this chaos with your squad! ✨