🚨💀 Breaking News: Axonius is out here making bank as companies wake up and smell the visibility gaps! 🧐💰 ✨ You know that feeling when you’re searching for your keys but end up in another dimension? Yeah, that’s orgs trying to manage security assets without a complete view of their environment. “We’ve been working on a ‘blind spot’ strategy,’” said *totally real* Axonius developer “Dave” 😂. Spoiler alert: It’s a recipe for disaster, fr fr! 🤡 So, what’s the tea? 🌐 Companies are throwing money at Axonius like it's Black Friday and they're trying to snatch the last PS5 🎮. But like, if you don’t know what you have, who can even keep track?! It's wild like that “This is fine” meme while the digital world burns around you 🔥💔. Meanwhile, attackers are lurking like *Drake pointing* at all those juicy gaps in your security. “Visibility? Who needs that?” said NO ONE ever! 🚀💩 So, buckle up, because my hot take is: Axonius will soon release a new product called “VisionQuest 3000” that just plays "I Can See Clearly Now" on a loop. Get ready for the future, fam! 👀💥 #Stonks #MemeTheGap