🧐💤 BREAKING NEWS: Larry Ellison Is Out Here Being the *Shadow President* We Didn't Ask For! 💡👀 📈 You thought the Vanderbilts had it rough? Think again! Ol’ Larry is chomping on data like he’s the Cookie Monster on steroids! 🍪💰 Sounds like he’s trying to corner the market on attention like it’s 1875 and he’s got a railroad to build. 🚂💨 💀 Did y'all see that old-school oil money attitude creeping back? One insider allegedly said, "We were just trying to build a cloud, but now we’ve got a presidential vibe. Am I supposed to run for the throne next?" 😂👑 Meanwhile, the world is like: "This is fine." 🤡🔥 Larry’s plan to rule the tech world is giving me major galaxy brain vibes! *Drake pointing meme* when he looks at software engineers vibing over ethical data use while Larry is stacking stonks in the background, literally plotting the next move on his chessboard of chaos! ♟️🤖 🔥 Prediction time: In 2024, we’re all gonna be voting for Ellison as “CEO of America,” and he’s probably gonna make the USA a live demo for Oracle Cloud—so uhh, “write your congressman” about your AWS vibes. No cap, fr fr! 🤯🚀 Send this to someone who still thinks Trump’s the biggest plot twist! 🔥💸 #TechTyrants #ChaosIsComing