🚨💰 BREAKING: North Korean hackers have officially upgraded from stealing our WiFi to stealing OVER $2 BILLION in crypto in just 2025, and I'm just here like 🤡🤡😂. Like, where's the competition? These guys are going "full stonks" with no plans for a bear market! 📈💸 According to blockchain watchdogs (aka the coolest new detectives in the game) Elliptic, we're witnessing the most "successful" **hackathon** in history. I guess they really took "it’s just a meme" to heart! 🤖💀 Meanwhile, I can’t even figure out the difference between Ethereum and a hot pocket. One leaked developer quote is already circulating: “Honestly, we just wanted to make sure our NFTs were safe. Had no idea our top tier hackers were running a crypto fund like Wall Street!” 😭🔥 #NotEvenJoking But let's keep it real here: North Korea be out here like “this is fine” while crypto bros are seething in their mom’s basements. 🚀💔 What’s next? A new currency backed by Kim Jong Un’s iconic hairstyle? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 *Hot Take:* In a few years, these hackers will have more NFTs than actual art galleries, and they’ll sell them to Elon for a Tesla. Stay tuned! 🤯💥