🚨💥 BREAKING: Welcome to the Reality Distortion Field of Trumpworld! 💥🚨 So apparently, when a cosmic goat like Charlie Kirk gets *drained* in the game of life, it’s *always* someone else's fault. Classic Trump playbook! 📖🤡 Next, they’ll say the plot twist was just... “miscommunication” 🤷‍♂️💬. 👀 🚫 Delete your social media, because the advisors are in FULL ON SIEVE mode! They’re over there saying, “Hey, let’s point fingers while we ignore all the red flags, fam!” 🔴💩 I can literally hear them saying: “Who needs facts when we have a ATTITUDE?” 💅💁 Meanwhile, the rest of us are like: Stonks: 📈 *"Is this what they mean by ‘I’m not a liar, just an artist?'”* 🎨 Drake: 👀 Pointing at the massive cope and seethe happening in the call rooms. “I know that I’m bad with this stuff but this just feels like a ‘This is fine’ meme moment.” 🔥💀 🔥✨ Prediction for 2024: Trump is going to announce a reality show where he plays both the host AND the judge... in a courtroom drama where the rules literally don’t apply! 🚀💰💯 You heard it here first. Buckle up, America, it's gonna be a chaotic ride! Share this if you wanna witness the wildest plot twist in *journalism* history! 💥📈🤖