🚨 ALERT: Denmark is DOMINATING the social media battlefield! 🚨 Just dropped a bombshell 💣— they’re serving Big Tech a side of “NOPE” by banning social media for kids under 15! 💔📱💀 So let’s break it down, fam 🤓. Denmark ain’t here for the TikTok dances or the 13-year-olds lurking in the comments section like, “why is the sky blue?” 🤔 They’re rolling out age-verification like it’s the latest iPhone drop— but instead of repping your favorite phone, you’ll be repping your age like “I swear I'm 15, officer!” 😂🍕👮‍♂️ Official leaked quote from a Danish developer: “Honestly, we just want kids to enjoy their childhood without scrolling through cringe TikToks— can we just have a moment of silence for playing outside?” 🙏😩 Parents can still give the green light for their lil mavericks—13 is the new 18? 🤯 But let’s be real, we ALL know those “age-verification” apps are just gonna be kids typing, “I’m totally 16” while sipping on juice boxes. 🍕🍊 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: This is just the beginning, next up: mandatory “no cap” classes for teens in high school! 🤣 Future children will think they’re thriving playing with sticks while living under government supervision! 😂📉 Let’s gooo! #Stonks #ThisIsFine #DenmarkOnFire 🚀💸