🚀📈 *HOLD UP* - Did someone just say MAINFRAME? 😱💾 That ancient beast from the IT crypt is rising from the dead like FRANKENSTEIN! According to BMC's 20th annual snooze-fest survey, 97% of mainframe pros can’t stop hugging these digital dinosaurs, calling them the 👑 of enterprise computing. 👉 Gotta love that *unwavering loyalty* like it's 1989 and Y2K just got canceled. 💀 Imagine them all sitting there in their thick glasses, fidgeting with their suspenders, yelling, “*We’re not extinct, we’re just vintage! *” Meanwhile, the rest of the tech world is over here like Drake, pointing ✋ at cloud computing and microservices, like *“Y’all good over there?”* 🤷‍♂️🤖 But no cap 🧢, this revival is giving *major stonks vibes* as these bros fend off criticisms like they’re blocking negative tweets 🤜💥. Meanwhile, some dev at BMC was quoted saying, “It’s like fighting for the VHS in a Netflix world. But shooting for *retro chic*, you feel me?” 🤡 🔥🔥 Listen up: In 2025, we’re gonna see mainframe-themed TikToks blowing up, and it’ll be like "this is fine" meme—our data centers will be on fire while we’re sipping lattes in the cloud. 🌩️🍵 So buckle up for the mainframe renaissance because I predict they’ll be *vibing hard* while the rest of us cope with the new tech! 💩💥