💻✨🔥 BREAKING: Mac Pro is officially dead & buried, but like a horror movie character, it just *won't die*! 💀👻 Listen up, fam: Apple’s Mac Studios are flexing so hard, they basically ended the Mac Pro’s glow-up era. 😤💪 Whoever thought we’d be living in a world where Macs come with built-in *splendor* but no longer need the Pro edition to slay? Stonks go 🚀! One developer was overheard saying, “Honestly, the Mac Pro was just a pretty face. Now it’s like bring your dog to work day — everyone *looks* cool, but just *barks* at each other” 🐕💼. Meanwhile, all you hear is the sound of Apple execs sipping their oat milk lattes, saying “This is fine” while counting their stacks of 💰💰💰! Drake is vibing “Nice for What?” as PC users load up on 50 GPUs to compete. No cap, Apple's taken the crown and the throne now belongs to the Studios! 👑💁‍♂️ In a world where your Mac is basically a mini studio, I predict the next Apple device will be a *hand-held* Mac that fits in your pocket and helps you edit your TikToks like a god🔥👀. You heard it here first. 🤖🚀