"When your love life hits like a subway train ๐๐ but you still drop bangers. #UnrequitedFeels" ๐ฅ๐ค
๐จ๐ค๐ OH BOY, WE HAVE A BANGER EMERGING FROM THE NYC SEWERS! ๐๐ Your fave popstar, Chappell Roan, just dropped โThe Subwayโ and itโs hitting harder than that one time you forgot your metro card. ๐๐ฑ Picture this: Roan rolling through the streets in a Cousin It cosplay (hair on fleek, but also did we order a *hairy* ghost? ๐ป๐โโ๏ธ) and chasing after a fuzzy green love interest who's giving major โIโm outta hereโ vibes. If youโve ever loved someone who ghosted you harder than a Wi-Fi signal in a basement, this oneโs for you! ๐ค๐ป๐ The whole thing screams โIโm awkwardly trying to flirt on public transportโ while absolutely channeling โThis is fineโ dog meme energy ๐ถ๐ฅ as the subway roars past! Honestly, if this isnโt the soundtrack to every cringe moment on your last commuting adventure, then likeโฆ what even are we doing here? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ฌ "LOL, I actually wrote the song while stuck at 42nd Street" โ Chappellโs imaginary bestie, probably. ๐ ๐ธ So, is โThe Subwayโ the renaissance of public transport songs? A stonk-level bop or just a cringe-fest waiting to happen? ๐๐ I predict the next big trend will be love songs ABOUT unloved public transport systems because why not? ๐๐ Get ready for โThe Bus: A Love Story,โ folks! ๐ฐ๐ฎ #PublicTransportLove #ChappellRoanIsOnFire