🚨💰🎮 **BREAKING NEWS: LEGO JUST GREW A LITERAL UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING SIDEBUSINESS!** 🎮💰🚨 Yo, meme lords and tech wizards, gather 'round! The *BrickBoy* upgrade kit just dropped, and it’s whipping out that credit card like it’s about to buy a yacht 🛥️—but wait, it's just a glorified LEGO brick?! 😱🔥 **Picture this:** You got a Lego Game Boy for $60, looking cute as a button, and now you want to *upgrade* it with the nerdy “BrickBoy” for the low-low price of… *checks notes* €129 (that's like $150 in "I need a new pair of shoes" currency). 🤡💔 But hold up! For the price of the “Essential Kit” (which can’t even play in color or stereo 😩💀), you could buy yourself one of those Anbernic handhelds that’ll play a million different games while also making you breakfast. 🥞🍳 No cap, that’s *cringe* on Lego's part! And here’s a little insider info from “anonymous developer”: “We just wanted to see how far we could get people to pay to brick their childhood—NO REGRETS!” 🤖💬 But here’s the future: I predict that by 2025, LEGO will be charging us in cryptocurrency for *actual bricks* because why not? 🍕💸 #Stonks 🚀 Share if you’d rather buy a *real* Game Boy for less than this LEGO scam! 🤪