🌪️💥 Hold onto your headphones, fam! 🚀 Subtle Computing just snagged a fat $6M bag to create voice isolation models that’ll help your computer understand you even during your wildest Zoom call disasters! 🎉💸 Picture this: you're trying to explain how your cat's new TikTok channel got 1M views while your neighbor’s dog is auditioning for a death metal band outside 😩🐶🎤. You scream “Say less!” but your computer’s like: “This is fine.” 🔥🪣💀 Enter Subtle Computing, the heroes we didn’t know we needed! 👀 But wait, it gets juicier! They’re dropping a *mystery hardware device* next year. Go ahead and gamble your stonks on it being a new smart toaster that saves your Zoom meetings while browning your bagels—no cap! 🔥🥯 Insider sources (read: my cousin’s best friend’s brother’s friend) say “We want your computer to understand the deep philosophical implications of ‘Can you hear me now?’” 💭👨‍🎤 Before you start seething extra hard about the noise pollution in your life, remember this nugget: if your voice isolation device can’t drown out your roommate’s late-night ramen slurping, is it even tech? 🤔💔 🔥🔥 Unpopular opinion: in 2025, we’ll all just be plugged into computers that know us better than our therapists. 🤖💯 *Prepare for the singularity, my dudes!*