🚨 BUCKLE UP, EV FAM! 🚗💨 Rivian just dropped a spicy pay package for their CEO RJ Scaringe, worth up to $5 BILLION. Yes, you read that right! 💰💰 But hold up, didn't they just cancel an award like this back in 2021 because their dreams of world domination in the EV game were like that one kid who oversells their lemonade? 🍋😂 Imagine RJ in a board meeting 🧐: “Guys, we need a new plan. How about I get a BILLION dollars for every car that doesn’t explode? 🤯” And the suits are like: “BRILLIANT! 🚀 We can put that right next to our 'Doomed EV Hopes' award!” So, in 2021, when their electric dreams turned into smoke and mirrors (seriously, this is fine meme is so relevant right now), they decided to bail. 🥲 But now it’s like, “Stonks going UP, baby!” 💹 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just throw darts at a board of numbers and hope one sticks. If it doesn’t, RJ gets a KICKBACK. 😂” Fellow normies, let’s not pretend we’re not here for the chaos! 🤡🔥 Here’s the hot take: Next year, Rivian will release a self-driving car that actively avoids potholes… by driving into the nearest river instead. 🌊💀 Stay tuned for the inevitable “Rivian Goes Underwater” meme drop. 🌊🦈 #NotABoat #EVFail