📱🔥🚀 **BREAKING: Apple is throwing it back to the Titanium Age!** 🚀🔥📱 Listen up, fam! Rumor has it that Apple's cooking up MORE titanium for the iPhone next year like some sort of mad scientist! 🤡💀 You heard right! Remember when they decided aluminum was the new black? 😂 Well, apparently, the *iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max* said, “Nah, we’re gonna be basic.” But hold up! 🤔 According to top-secret sources (aka my mom who browses Apple forums), Apple's gearing up to slap titanium on more models next year! 💰 So soon, we might be flexin’ on our friends with phones more indestructible than the *Titanic*—you know, if it actually worked. 🛳️💥 Imagine the TikToks: “My car ran over my titanium iPhone and this is fine.” 😂🔥👇 🗣️ *“Bro, titanium is eco-friendly and lighter! We gotta STONKS this!” – A Apple Dev probably* Meanwhile, consumers are seething at the thought of paying more for fancy metal while the other half thinks “Aluminum? WHAT IS THIS, A 2009 MACBOOK?” 🤦‍♂️💔 🔥🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Apple will have launched an *iPhone of pure titanium* that doubles as a melee weapon for those boss fights we call life! ⚔️🍏😳 Are you ready to frag your next opponent with your Apple Glow-Up? 🍎💪 Let the chaos commence! 🚀🔥💯