🚨📱💔 STOP THE PRESSES, WE'VE GOT A CRISIS! The Wi-Fi gods have spoken, and lo, they have cursed the **iPhone 17** with the dreaded "disappearing Wi-Fi" glitch. 🌪️📉 That’s right, folks! Whether you’re flexin’ with the Pro, flexin’ with the Pro Max, or just chillin’ with the Air like a bro, you might as well be at the Wi-Fi concert, and IT’S CANCELED! This is like when you order a hot meal, but they deliver you a plate of cold fries 🔥🤡. "Honestly, I thought I was getting a new phone, not a glorified paperweight," said *some anonymous Apple developer we totally didn’t make up*. "But hey, at least the battery lasts for three days... if it can connect to Wi-Fi!" 💀😂 So here’s the tea: Apple promises a fix *eventually* (probably right when iPhone 18 drops) 😭. So until then, you’re just vibing in your own Wi-Fi purgatory, living the dream of constant buffering—this is fine. **Hot take prediction**: By 2025, Apple will launch the iPhone 17e—where you can only access the internet via a carrier pigeon. So #Stonks on those birdhouses! 🕊️🚀