🚨📧 **BREAKING: Inbox Overwhelmed! Enter Perplexity's New Email Assistant!** 🚀🔥 🌟 *Are your emails piling up faster than your excuses for not getting out of bed?* Look no further, fam! Perplexity just dropped the AI Email Assistant that’s here to save your sanity—or at least try to! No cap, it can handle both Gmail and Outlook, because why not bring chaos to two platforms at once? 🤡💀 Imagine this: You wake up to 347 unread messages (and yes, half are from that annoying cousin wanting to sell you “genuine” crypto). Enter our hero, the Email Assistant! 🦸‍♂️💌 A divine blend of “maybe I’ll reply” and “I’ll deal with this later” wrapped in a fancy algorithm! 🔥🤖 **Leaked Developer Quote Alert:** “When I said we’d make emails easier, I meant ‘less painful’, but why not throw some chaos in there? 🤷‍♂️” *Picture Drake pointing at your overflowing inbox like, “Yeah, you’ll ignore that forever!”* 📉💸 ✨ **Hot Take:** This AI won’t save you—it's just another overhyped digital Band-Aid on an emotional scar! In 2024, I predict we’ll be deleting email accounts entirely! Just send smoke signals instead, trust me. 💨🔮 Time to make your inbox *less of a dumpster fire*! 🔥💩 Share this chaos and may your unread count be forever low! ✌️✨