💥💥 **BREAKING: Trump’s Immigration Policy is the Ultimate Riddle 🧩 and Not the Fun Kind!** 💥💥 So, the US Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) just dropped a new policy drop that’s making more waves than a flappy bird in a tsunami. 🌊💸 In an epic three-page memo, they’re like, “Hey fam, if you support *anti-American* vibes, we’ll be peacing out of your visa request like it’s 1999!” 🤡💀 But wait, they didn’t even bother to define this *mystical* anti-Americanism! 🧙‍♂️ It’s like trying to find Waldo in a crowded meme convention! 😂 Is it wearing Birkenstocks? Debating pineapple on pizza? Or just shopping at Target on a Sunday? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Some *leaked* quotes from our imaginary insider Jefferson the Developer: “Honestly, if they can’t define it, let’s just deny everyone who uses Comic Sans. That’s crime against humanity, no cap.” 😤✋ Meanwhile, the rest of the world is like, “This is fine,” as they sip their drinks and watch the chaos unfold. 🔥🤖 💥💥 *Hot take:* In five years, we’ll all be using AI to navigate these immigration policies while wearing our best “Don’t Tread on Me” merch and eating avocado toast on a space shuttle. 🚀👽🥑 Stonks! 📈💰