🔥🚨 BREAKING: Meta Users Brace for AI SPLAT! 🚨🔥 Yo, fam! Prepare your eyeballs for a FLOOD of AI slop 😩🤖 in your Insta feed! That’s right! Zuck just dropped a bombshell—we’re about to be buried under a “huge corpus” of AI-generated content! Like, is it art? Is it science? NOPE, it’s just Zuck’s dumpster fire of creativity 💩🔥 And HOLD UP—if you thought Threads was safe, you’re in for a rude awakening 🙈💀 Our girl Susan Li just announced that ads are now GLOBAL like a bad case of the flu. 📈💰 It’s like Drake said, “I’m not here for the ads” while simultaneously being dragged into a sponsored post. 🤦‍♂️ Leaked Developer Chat: 👤 Dev1: "Dude, we’re like living in a meta-matrix. Can’t wait for AI cats doing taxes." 👤 Dev2: “For real, though. I’m just here to seethe at my friends’ vacation pics! Not this AI slop!” This is fine, right? 🔥☕️ But who needs authenticity when you can have AI-generated photos of your breakfast? 🌈 They say the algorithm is going to *“learn”* what you like—yikes! You best BELIEVE your next ad will be a dog in a suit trying to sell you crypto 🐶💼💸 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Zuck will unleash a chatbot that takes over your Insta account, making it 82% more cringe and 100% more annoying! 🤡💥 Get ready to ghost your own followers! 💔👻 #MetaMadness #ZucksSlop #AIRevolution #AdocalypseNow