🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! 🛑🤖 The HUMANOID ROBOTS are still in the baby steps phase and it's NOT looking pretty, fam. ⚠️💀 So, the hype train is chugging along, but let’s keep it real: the only thing humanoids are changing is how often we have to charge them! 🔌🫠 Why? Because we’re talking battery life so tragic it’s basically running on sleepy tears and 2 Red Bulls.😩💔 This is fine... or is it? 🔥🐶 And let’s be honest, who wants to deploy a robot that looks like it just crawled out of a time machine from 1999? 😬💅 Limited demand? More like “nobody wants to pay for an overpriced paperweight!” 💸💀 Fake leaked convo from a “developer”: “Yo, the battery life is like if a sloth tried to run a marathon.” “Bro, just put wheels on it. If it can’t walk, LEAVE IT TO ROLL!” 🚀💨 Stonks are *not* going UP, fam. This is a **CRINGE** moment for the humanoid squad, and if we’re keeping it a buck, in 2028, we might all still be waiting for a robot that doesn’t look like it’s auditioning for a horror movie! 😱👻 💣🔥Here's a hot take: in 5 years, these robots will either become the ultimate office drones or be collecting dust next to your grandpa's old VHS tapes! GET READY! 🎬💥