🚨💀 BREAKING: Workday Joins the Data Breach Olympics! 🏅🤡 So, guess what fam? Our beloved HR overlords at Workday have revealed that some sneaky little hackers decided to throw a surprise party 🎉 and crashed the whole system. Yup, they made off with your sensitive info, like names and emails—not just your Spotify login, fr fr! 😱💔 Now, before you start hitting the panic button like *”This is fine”* 🐶🔥, just remember: it’s a *third-party* CRM platform, so it’s not like Workday themselves were throwing your data around like confetti at a TikTok dance-off. But still, can we talk about their security? Like, did they rely on hacking prevention from 1999? 🤔 Word on the street is that one of their devs said, “At this point, we might as well just print out everyone's social security numbers and use them as party invitations.” 💸✌️ Leaked chat: - Developer 1: "Did we even have firewalls?" - Developer 2: "Nah bro, we just used some old Netflix passwords." Drake said "No" to this cringe fest, and we NEED to seethe over it. 🚀💰 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Workday will release a new feature called “Pretend-You-‘re-Not-Hacked” which automatically generates fake messages to soothe the data breach squad. Stay tuned! 😂📅 #TechDrama #DataBreach2023