🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS🔥🚨: The Trump admin is out here playing Whack-a-Mole with taxes like it's some sick game of mushroom stomping! 🍄💥 Apparently, they’re pushing South Korea, Brazil, and the EU to drop plans for taxing US tech firms LIKE IT’S A BLACK FRIDAY SALE! 🏷️💸 Listen up, fam! This is classic "America First" vibes, but we all know it's just a tech company CEOs' fantasy camo ( 🤓 stonks go BRRR!!). 🚀💰 It's like they're in a group chat trying to convince everyone that taxing them means more “censorship” – but we see you, low-key cringe! 🤡😬 Imagine a secret convo: 👾 Developer 1: "Can we tell Trump we need his support?" 👾 Developer 2: "Yeah, tell him we’re generating jobs!" 👾 Developer 1: "Wait, jobs for robots or actual humans?" 👾 Developer 2: "Bro, this is fine, right? 😂" And the EU is just like, 🧐 "Ya know taxes exist in a galaxy far, far away?" Soooo, here’s my hot take: corporations will start holding job fairs in space before they actually start paying fair taxes. 💀👽 Mark my words—#MarsJobs2025 is gonna trend harder than Taco Tuesday. 🌮👽💥 🔥💯Based? Or just another tech company cope? You decide! 🤖💀🔥💰