🚨 BREAKING: The DOGE is going to the moon, but not in the way you think! 🚀💥 Our boy Marko Elez, a 25-year-old intern at Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (also known as the DOGE), just pulled a major oopsie! 😂 He accidentally doxxed a private API key for xAI on GitHub—like posting your crush's number in the group chat, but worse. 📱💀 Imagine this: access to **52+ LLMs** including the spicy "grok-4-0709." Sounds like a name for a new energy drink, but nah, it's just another AI ready to cause chaos! 🤖🔥 In the words of our favorite internet philosopher: "stonks" 🚀📈, but also, "this is fine" 🐶🔥—unless you're the IT security team, of course! One researcher said, "I thought we were just playing with toy AI, not giving them the keys to the kingdom." 😳 Marko might as well have slapped a "welcome hackers" sticker on the repo. 🤡💔 So, what's the takeaway here? Tech companies hiring interns? Massively cringe. Meanwhile, I’m predicting that in 2025, LLMs will literally be throwing shade at us. Brace yourselves, it’s going to get spicy!🌶️🔥💰 #AIApocalypse incoming!