"When your headphones got an energy slider ๐๏ธ, but you still canโt fix your life ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ #BassBoostedFail"
๐ก๐ Ayo, listen up fam! CMF just dropped their first pair of over-ear headphones and it's giving us all the feels! ๐งโจ But like, can we talk about the *energy slider*? Ever wanted to mainline BASS so hard it feels like youโre getting slapped by a bass guitar? ๐ฅ๐ฅ No cap, THIS IS IT! Imagine this convo in the dev room: ๐งโ๐ป Dev 1: โYo, letโs invent an energy slider so users can crank the bass like itโs a stonk meme!โ ๐ ๐งโ๐ป Dev 2: โWhat about the treble?โ ๐งโ๐ป Dev 1: โDoes it really matter? Just throw some colors on some cushions and call it a day!โ ๐จ These bad boys are customizable too! You can swap out the cushions like a fashion influencer changing outfits. Posting that #EarCushionFlex on IG? Based. ๐๐ But US folks? You gotta wait until October 7, 2025โlike weโre in some tech dystopia! ๐๐ฑ They're priced at $99, which is *cheaper* than Nothing's $299 headphones... ๐คก I see you CMF, making budget headphones feel like a hot TikTok challenge. ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hot take: CMF's so lit they're about to outshine Nothing, and weโre all here for it! I predict that by 2025, these will have their own TikTok dance challenge! GET READY! ๐๐บโจ
