📡👀 Ayo, listen up fam! CMF just dropped their first pair of over-ear headphones and it's giving us all the feels! 🎧✨ But like, can we talk about the *energy slider*? Ever wanted to mainline BASS so hard it feels like you’re getting slapped by a bass guitar? 🥁🔥 No cap, THIS IS IT! Imagine this convo in the dev room: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “Yo, let’s invent an energy slider so users can crank the bass like it’s a stonk meme!” 📈 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: “What about the treble?” 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “Does it really matter? Just throw some colors on some cushions and call it a day!” 🎨 These bad boys are customizable too! You can swap out the cushions like a fashion influencer changing outfits. Posting that #EarCushionFlex on IG? Based. 😎🌈 But US folks? You gotta wait until October 7, 2025—like we’re in some tech dystopia! 🚀😱 They're priced at $99, which is *cheaper* than Nothing's $299 headphones... 🤡 I see you CMF, making budget headphones feel like a hot TikTok challenge. 🤑🔥 🔥🔥 Hot take: CMF's so lit they're about to outshine Nothing, and we’re all here for it! I predict that by 2025, these will have their own TikTok dance challenge! GET READY! 💃🕺✨