🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Counterintuitive Corp. is here, and they’re trying to replace your beloved GPUs with REASONING-NATIVE COMPUTING! 🤖💭💥 That’s right, fam—these silicon sorcerers are out here claiming they can do AI better than your average GPU! Bye-bye, pixel-blasting coolness! They’re calling out the “Twin Trap” like it’s a bad relationship, saying it’s all about precision WITHOUT truth. Sounds like your ex! 😂🤡 Imagine if your computer actually thought instead of just mimicking your most cringe TikTok dances! 💃💻 What’s next? AI that understands why pineapple on pizza is a crime? 🍍👀 💬 "Bro, we’re literally replacing GPU power with reasoning like it's a Cold War-level swap." — Some dude in a hoodie, probably. Stonks might be falling, but these guys think they’re like Elon launching rockets! 🤑🚀 🌌 Prediction: In 5 years, we'll all be screaming at our reasoning-native computers about how they’re still not getting our memes right. I'd bet my LEFT shoe on it! No cap! 🤯🔥 #ThisIsFine but lowkey freaking out! Share this to warn your friends before it’s too late! 💀💀🛎️