🚨💥🔥 HOLD UP, SPACE FAM! It’s been **38 days** since the government said “let’s take a nap” and now the universe is feeling the vibes! 🤯🚀 So, here’s the tea ☕️: the FAA just dropped a hot new mixtape of regulations that’s more unhinged than your friend who starts a TikTok debate about pineapple on pizza. 🍕💀 They’re banning commercial rocket launches during “peak hours” of air traffic?! Like, hello? 🚀✈️ **So, we can’t go boop boop to Mars while Earth is busy with its own dumpster fire**?! This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Bryan Bedford, the FAA head honcho, basically went “we gotta save the *intergalactic vibes* whiley’all are just chillin’ at your local airports.” 🛫💔 #Stonks on government productivity going down. 📉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I’m just waiting for Elon Musk to launch a blog post about how ‘Shutting down the government = building a spaceship to Mars’.” 😅🤖 But fr fr, can we just get a shuttle to the next dimension already?!👽 Mark my words: the next hot trend will be astronauts in therapy because they can’t handle this chaos! 🤯💥 #SpaceShutdown #GovernmentAreYouEvenTrying #GetMeOffThisRock