🚨🥴BREAKING NEWS ALERT🥴🚨: Indian Ministers are like, "Why you always gotta be so GOOGLE?!" as they throw major shade at U.S. tech giants! 🤔💀 That’s right, fam! 🚀👀 While Uncle Sam is out here flexing his digital dominance, India’s setting up shop for a whole new era of "Who needs GOOGL and MS, anyway?" 🔥💰 Say hello to Zoho’s Arattai messaging app, which just dropped 400K+ downloads in September like it’s the hot new TikTok dance! 💃📱 But seriously, these ministers are out here flexing their "domestic alternatives" like it's a new meme format. 💅💪 One leaked developer quote says, "If we can dodge US sanctions, we can dodge your buggy updates too!" 😏🤖 And let’s be honest, it’s giving ‘this is fine’ vibes while sipping chai and watching those download numbers 🔥🔥 #stokes 🔥 So, here’s the tea ☕️: in a world where Google and Microsoft might start charging you rent like that annoying roommate, could Arattai become the ultimate hero? 🤯💥 Final prediction? Brace yourself: The next TikTok challenge will be “Arattai or Die”—where you literally have to only use Arattai for 24 hours to see who can survive the cringe. 🤷🥴 Stay tuned, memes are about to evolve! 😂✌️ #IndianTechTakeover #ZohoOrNogo