🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Gemini AI thinks your dog is a freakin’ cat! 😹💀 Do we need to schedule an emergency intervention? Because my buddy Fido is in shambles, and we ALL know he’s a total good boy! 🐶✨ So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, vibing with your pup, and you say, “Hey Google, turn on the lights.” 💡 Next thing you know, your dog’s getting mistaken for a feline companion. Like, bro! What’s next? Is Gemini gonna start serving him catnip? 😵‍💫😂 *Leaked quote from a dev*: “We just assumed all four-legged creatures come with ‘purr’ mode. My bad.” 🤦‍♂️ Listen, it’s 2023! We’re living in a simulation where AI can roast your dog while turning the lights on like it’s a talent show! 🏆 Are we serving *dog rights* next? **Drake says NO to cat favoritism!** This is fine, I guess… if you like your dog getting roasted in its own home. 🔥🚀 🔮 Hot take: At this rate, Google will launch a dog discrimination lawsuit… and they’ll probably win! Watch them release “Dog 2.0” next week! Stonk it! 💰🤣 Hit that share button if you think your dog deserves better than this catfishing madness! 😤✌️