🌪️🚚💀 Welcome to Ordos, aka "Ghost Town Gone Wild," where the only thing more vacant than their real estate market is the collective souls of the coal miners. 😂🤡 After the 2012 coal price crash left this northern Chinese city as dead as a meme from 2016, it’s now filled with *self-driving trucks* revving their engines like they’re trying to summon a ghost! BRB, calling on Casper for a joyride! 👻🔥 Imagine this: gleaming autonomous trucks cruising down boulevards that used to be packed with buyers like it's Black Friday—but now? Just you, your snacks, and 500+ test dummies in the driver's seat. We're living in a *Stonks* meme, but instead of buying cool stocks, we’re just watching robots tear down the streets like "What’s up, ghost fam?" 📈😂 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we thought we were just building a truck. Turns out we built a haunted house without the fun! 🤖💀” What is this, a *Drake* meme? No cap, I'm betting the real estate market will recover the same day Ordos’ trucks start racing against Mario Kart characters. 🚀🍄👀 In conclusion? 🌌 This is fine. As tech keeps escalating, expect Ordos to become a full-blown *real-life* video game. Mark my words: in 5 years, we’ll all be racing autonomous trucks while dodging ghosts on this eco-friendly Straßenbahn! 🚚💨🔥 #GhostRidersInTheSky