🚨BREAKING NEWS: Galaxy Watch Tizen Models Are Basically 🦴💀 Done-zo!🚨 So, Samsung just hit the "Eject" button on their Galaxy Watch models running Tizen like it's a hot potato at a family reunion – and honestly, we couldn’t be more *shooketh* 🥴. Starting this month, they’re throwing these poor watches into the digital abyss. Say goodbye to your fancy watch faces and apps, because it's just gonna be a glorified paperweight ⏳🗑️. Imagine your smartwatch more useless than that "pocket calculator" your dad bought in 1999. Like, bruh, this is an absolute L for anyone who thought wearing a Tizen watch would make them feel like Iron Man. Instead, it’s like wearing a potato – not very based, right? 🥔🔥 🌌 Leaked Developer Quote: "We thought about keeping support, but then we remembered: nobody cares about Tizen. Just let it die." 🗣️💀 So here’s a hot take to roast your *frenemies*: in the next year, Samsung’s gonna rebrand Tizen as a hipster retro fitness trend – “The Vintage Watch Experience” featuring only wrist-based calisthenics! 🤡💪 IN CONCLUSION: Tizen watches are DONE, but watch out for the inevitable meme merch drop. Stonks are heading to zero, and we’re just here for the chaos! 🔥🚀 #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain