💤🛌👀 Alert the meme brigade! 🚨 Samsung just dropped a "sleep score" bombshell that even your sloth of a friend can't snooze through! 💤💥 Yo, Samsung's Galaxy Watch is giving users higher sleep scores, but guess what? It ain't ‘cause you’re actually dreaming of *owning a mansion* or counting all the stonks you *definitely* don't have 💰📈. Nah, fam! They just hit us with a cheeky algorithm tweak! 🤖💻 While you're out here trying to be the next Elon with your sleep, Samsung’s just like, “What if we let everyone feel like a sleep god for clout?” 😂🔥 **Leaked dev quote:** “We knew users were tired of being told they average 3 hours of sleep. So we thought, what if we just *made it better*? 🤔💅” Meanwhile, actual sleep scientists are seething: “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️💀 So, while you’re out here flexing those new high scores, just remember — your watch might’ve added a few Zs, but it’s also the same device that told you to stand up 10 times during *Game of Thrones* — a true betrayal! 🤦‍♂️ Hot take alert! 🚨 In 2024, every tech company will start selling smart pillows that rate your REM sleep... by measuring how much drool you produce. Prepare for a pillow revolution, my friends! 🛌💫🌌 Who's in?!