🚨🦄 BREAKING: The Next Unicorn is the Ghost of Employees Past! 👻💼💥 Ayo, peep this: startups are going full-on THX 1138 and saying 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 "F*CK IT, we don’t need no staff!" Like, who needs a bustling workforce when you can just have a couple of caffeine-fueled tech wizards 🧙‍♂️🏰 with a penchant for automation?? #LeanMeanStartupMachine 🚀✨ Remember when hiring a small army was the flex? Now it’s all about having the least people possible while still stacking that paper! 💰 Stonks? More like STONKS! 💹 Just look at Cursor flexing that $200 million revenue with ONLY 30 peeps! That's right, 30!! That’s less than my friend group that gets together for Taco Tuesdays 🌮💀. *Imaginary Developer Quotes*: 👾 Developer 1: "We just replaced HR with a Discord bot. No cap, it’s low-key vibing!" 👾 Developer 2: "Team-building exercises? Nah, bro. Just get them robots to do the talking!" So, here’s the tea ☕🏴‍☠️: the future of startups is looking like a dew-drenched meme. “This is fine,” says the former HR manager, watching as AI handles everything. 🤖💀 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: I bet the next unicorn will just be one dude coding in his basement while an AI runs customer support. In 5 years, everyone will be on a “Solo Founder” grind! “Who needs employees when you can have a neural net?” Stay tuned for the chaos! 🤯🔥 #WorkFromHomeButMakeItAlien