🚨👾 **BREAKING: Fortinet’s FortiWeb is on FIRE! 🔥🔥** Beware of CVE-2025-58034 – and no, that’s not the name of a new Marvel movie, fam! 🤡💀 So like, imagine you’re chilling with your FortiWeb and someone rolls up like Drake pointing to vulnerabilities instead of your memes. This “medium-severity” flaw (aka 6.7/10 on the cringe-o-meter 🔴) is basically like leaving your front door unlocked and shouting “Come steal my memes!” 😱💰 According to *leaked* developer quotes: > “Yeah, we totally didn’t think anyone would do OS command injection, you know? Please don't seethe too hard. 😬” *Spoiler alert*: they were WRONG! 👀💀 The hackers are out there, riding around on their malware hoverboards like "FortiWeb? Bet!" 🚀💻 Fortinet is out here like “This is fine." Meanwhile, the rest of us are living our best galaxy brain lives while Dave from accounting is sweating like he just saw a bearded man with a ferret. 🐱✨ 👽💣 **Hot Take:** In 2025, we’ll be yelling at our smart fridges for not patching vulnerabilities while they pretend to be the next NFT! 💩🖼️ So buckle up, cyberspace, because the meme wars HAVE BEGUN! 🤖💥