🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: ByHeart Goes from "LOL, NOT MY FAULT" to "Oops, We Did a Boo-Boo" 😬💀!! So like, literally just when you thought baby formula was all milk and cuddles, we find out there's more drama than a season finale of *Keeping Up with the Kardashians*! 🎉🤡 According to the latest *so surprise, much deflection* from ByHeart, their own formula got caught red-handed with the botulism bacteria party 🎈🎉. 👶💔 I mean c'mon, y'all, this is NOT how you launch a product! Their test results are about as good as a TikTok dance by your grandma 😅💀. A week ago, they were like “No cap, it’s definitely not us” 😤, but now? OOF! The outbreak has DOUBLED from 15 cases to 31 faster than a kid can say "mama" — and they're linking it to their baby formula! 🚼🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we thought botulism was a new TikTok dance, not a baby killer 🤦‍♂️.” So do we get refunds or just a lifetime supply of botulism shots? 🤷‍♀️💸 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: ByHeart's next move? **Launching Botulizza®** – the only formula that truly says “you will NOT survive!” Remember you heard it here first, folks! Share this chaos because it’s getting wild out there! 🌌✌️ #WhatIsHappening #SendHelp