🚨💎 Contact the Vogue hotline because Motorola and Swarovski just dropped a phone that screams “I’m boujee and procrastinating my bills!” The new Pantone Ice Melt Razr is here to turn your basic texting game into a rich fairy tale... for the low price of *only* $1,000! 💸💀 Imagine flipping open your Razr 2.0 😎 and blinding your friends with a payload of 35 Swarovski crystals. In case you missed it, that’s right, thirty-five! 🙌 You know what they say: more crystals = fewer problems. Stonks on sparkling! 📈✨ And let's not ignore those Moto Buds Loop that come with a jewelry treatment. ‘Cause we all need earbuds that feel like they belong in a high-end art exhibit and not in our ears! 🎨👂 Some leaked quotes from inside Motorola HQ: - Dev: “Is it too much?!” - Team Leader: “Nah, just enough ‘bling to sing’!” 🤡 So, is it a phone or a chandelier? This is *fine*! 🤷‍♂️🔥 The real question is, will they release a version made of spicy memes next? 🤔🔥 Hot take: In 3 years, all phones will just be wearable bling and we'll be out here flexing with crystal-encrusted flip-flops. Welcome to the future, fam! 🚀💥 #CrystalsOnDeck