🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Fitbit App Drops a REDESIGN That’s 90% ✅HELPFUL, 10% 🤯INFO OVERLOAD! 💥 In a move that screams “We want to be your life coach but also your therapist” 😵‍💫, Google just unveiled the *new* Fitbit app during the Pixel 10 launch, and let's just say it's got more features than I have friends! 🎉🤖 Like, do I really need to track my sleep schedule, steps, heart rate, water intake, and my emotional state whenever I find out a new season of my favorite show dropped?! 📈💀 I mean, this is a fitness app, not an animated therapy session! “I thought the app was spying on me,” said a **hypothetical developer** named “Bob,” “but then I realized my data is just trying to get me to join an underground yoga cult.” 🧘‍♂️💸 But like Drake pointing, I'm into the idea of getting healthier, but can we chill with the metrics? It's like fighting the urge to be productive while my brain is screaming "STONKS!" 🚀📉 🔥🔥 Hot take: If Google keeps this up, next year we’ll have an AI that literally gives us wellness advice while we sleep. “Hey, you’re snoring too loud; maybe a podcast instead of a nap?” 🤣 So grab your pixels, fam! This is chaos I can vibe with. #ThisIsFine #FitbitFiesta