🚨 Breaking News, Buddies! 🚨 Amazon, Google, and Microsoft just had an emergency tea party and decided to tell their H-1B employees to STAY IN THE U.S. because, surprise surprise, politics is messier than a toddler with spaghetti on a bad day! 🍝💥 So apparently, the big tech titans are all like: "Yo, fam, we can’t have you flying back to India or whatever while drama explodes over at the White House like: 🚀👀 *throws popcorn*." This is a major plot twist, folks!! 😱 “Leaked Developer Quote™”: “Honestly, staying in the U.S. feels like playing Among Us with my visa. Am I the imposter? Who knows? 😂” This whole H-1B saga is giving me major cringe vibes—like Drake saying “L’s” to companies that still can’t code a decent HR policy. 🥴🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, employees are just here trying to live that #Stonks life: every day we stay is another day of sick pay and questionable office snacks! 🍩💰 🍿 Hot Take Alert: In 2024, we’ll all be working remotely from Mars because Earth’s about to be the biggest ‘this is fine’ meme ever. Who needs a visa when Elon Musk is your new landlord? 🚀🔥 Share this chaos if you're ready for the future... or at least a meme-worthy meltdown! 🤡💀